show details Nov 16 (2 days ago)
That was the entirety of the email.
Okay, here's the problems:
I don't know what this is in regard to. Obviously, it's something where I'm right and he's wrong. If someone is reduced to stupid profanity, it means they have no argument to offer. Also, if they get pissed off at something that's elaborated upon, and I try to make sure I do, it means it probably hit close to home.
Still, I have no objection to this kind of hate mail. Knowing that illiterate morons are pissed off brightens my day.
This person purports to be Dutch in Anguilla, from the address. Given that it's a British Territory, 90% black and a small percentage wealth expats, there's no reason for anyone there to know or hate me. I'm assuming it's a remailer, therefore, which means the person is probably a "liberal" American. Conservatives are never afraid to give their name.
So, probably not being conservative, It's probably not a Creationist. They tend to be polite (at least at first. The name-calling comes later), and quote scripture as a "Warning" of what awaits me.
This is probably not a gun control nut. They usually demand I shoot myself, since they lack the means or the balls to do so.
A vegetarian would send me photos of crippled bunnies or such, as if presenting me with images of raw food is somehow disturbing to me.
A warmerbator would quote megabytes of study proving that it's warmer now than in 1975, which everyone knows, and would actually mean something if it hadn't been colder the last million years, and warmer the 299 million before that.
My guess is he's an Occupussy, in which case he's doing an even better job than I am of mocking them. Seriously, dude, playing up to the stereotype or public image is only funny if you do it intelligently. Otherwise, it's just sad. Which we already know about that movement.
In any case, "Klaus," you have nothing to offer, and you don't buy my product, so I have no reason to care about your anguish, except for schadenfreude. Thanks. You made my day. Do please send me another angry rant I can enjoy.